The Free Socialist Federation of Timiskrane is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Glen Mairs with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.926 billion Timiskraneans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sudbury. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timiskranean economy, worth 604 trillion Luminas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,673 Luminas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Timiskrane's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timiskrane is ranked 13,334^th in the world and 80^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,329.31 pounds of wildlife per square mile.