The Free Socialist Federation of Timiskrane is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Glen Mairs with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.18 billion Timiskraneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sudbury. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Timiskranean economy, worth 124 trillion pendas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,695 pendas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timiskrane's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timiskrane is ranked 225,065^th in the world and 480^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -7.29 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.