The Județ of Timis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, devout population of 2.745 billion Timisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timișoara. The average income tax rate is 22.7%.

The strong Timisian economy, worth 153 trillion lei a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 56,008 lei, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A major religion has been named as Timis's national religion, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, and The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timis's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timis is ranked 101,028^th in the world and 12^th in Terranova for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 5,176.64 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.