
| Population | 1.154 billion |
| Capital | Alanden |
| Leader | General Tantus |
| Faith | Catholicism |
| Currency | Mamri |
| Animal | Blood sucking hamster |
The Legion of Timeria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Tantus with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.154 billion Timerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alanden. The average income tax rate is 41.4%.
The Timerian economy, worth 65.2 trillion Mamris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 56,524 Mamris, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
The dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timeria's national animal is the Blood sucking hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Timeria is ranked 279,929th in the world and 2nd in Mamrian Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Timeria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in
Timeria, spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins.
- : Following new legislation in
Timeria, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
- : Following new legislation in
Timeria, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in
Timeria, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in
Timeria, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
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Timeria changed its national faith to "Catholicism".
- : Following new legislation in
Timeria, General Tantus is the self-declared God of all Timeria.
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Timeria was reclassified from "Moralistic Autocracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in
Timeria, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".



