The Republic of Tim Tijemoss is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 45 million Tim Tijemossians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The Tim Tijemossian economy, worth 2.75 trillion Kriszes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 61,211 Kriszes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged, a stitch in time could see you serving nine, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, and Leader can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim Tijemoss's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tim Tijemoss is ranked 174,836^th in the world and 69^th in Empire of Great Britain for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.13 on the Bus Surprisal Index.