The Jingoistic States of Tilor is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.197 billion Tilorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.5%.

The all-consuming Tilorian economy, worth 115 trillion Links a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 96,191 Links, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,626 per year while the poor average 24,672, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, Tilorians also serve as great lightning rods, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tilor's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tilor is ranked 65,661^st in the world and 32^nd in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Most Developed, scoring 71.43 on the Human Development Index.