The Flowery Pink Empire of Tigermummies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Crouching Fuchsia with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 25.048 billion Tigermummiesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 22.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tigermummiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,700 trillion mums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,801 mums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Milk often tastes of pea, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and the government is full of esquivalience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tigermummies's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eastern Violetism.

Tigermummies is ranked 58,586^th in the world and 1^st in Fifth Wall for Highest Average Incomes, with 107,801.92 Standard Monetary Units.