The State of Tierra Unida is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Military Junta with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, sprawling nuclear power plants, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate population of 10.549 billion Unidans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEGO City. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Unidan economy, worth a remarkable 2,018 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,385 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, and kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tierra Unida's national animal is the Tauntaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tierra Unida is ranked 8,548^th in the world and 2^nd in Bingus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.19 law-abiding acts per hour.