The Imperium of Tiami is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Aleriel Saelihn with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 20.631 billion Amadorians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ifa Serine. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amadorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,553 trillion Aeureuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 269,189 Aeureuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, there are no more heroes any more, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown. Tiami's national animal is the Alfar Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Ithronel.

Tiami is ranked 266,302^nd in the world and 16^th in Gholgoth for Fattest Citizens, with 6.81 Obesity Rate.