The Holy Empire of Thyworldss is a huge, genial nation, ruled by The council with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 990 million Thyworldssians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bulshwak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Thyworldssian economy, worth 117 trillion Pendants and Pacifican Renes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,012 Pendants and Pacifican Renes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 337,395 per year while the poor average 32,879, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thyworldss's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thyworldss is ranked 209,121^st in the world and 33^rd in Terra Pacis for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.49 percentage of bribes refused.