
| Population | 29.948 billion |
| Capital | Lucas |
| Leader | bowloftoast |
| Faith | A Healthy Lack Thereof |
| Currency | Clang |
| Animal | Cuttlefish |
The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by bowloftoast with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.948 billion THX1138sters are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucas. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient THX1138ian economy, worth an astonishing 12,089 trillion Clangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 403,698 Clangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The THX1138 Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time THX1138ian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, and they who do not work shall not eat. Crime is totally unknown. THX1138's national animal is the Cuttlefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is A Healthy Lack Thereof.
THX1138 is ranked 545th in the world and 1st in Schopenhauer for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,297.74 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, they who do not work shall not eat.
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time THX1138ian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, the THX1138 Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... THX1138ian satellites can detect it.
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THX1138 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Missing Persons Coordination Act".
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially.
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, the green glow is a sign of clean energy.
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, parking's carefree without parking car fees.



























































































