The Doomsday of Thursday the 13th is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Thor with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, cynical population of 25.783 billion Thursday the 13thians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thursdayada. The average income tax rate is 66.1%.

The strong Thursday the 13thian economy, worth a remarkable 1,659 trillion Thunders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 64,352 Thunders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, Thursday the 13th has designated Thursdayada as its capital city, and Thor has just been declared ruler of Thursday the 13th in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thursday the 13th's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Doomsday.

Thursday the 13th is ranked 71,048^th in the world and 3^rd in Sarsanach for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,646.06 on the Gilded Widget Scale.