The Borderlands of Three Long Mountains and a Wood is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 5.745 billion Three Long Mountains and a Woodians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Three Long Mountains and a Woodian economy, worth 185 trillion Flat Souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 32,372 Flat Souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Three Long Mountains and a Wood in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Three Long Mountains and a Wood's national animal is the Joyous Elf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Three Long Mountains and a Wood is ranked 173,359^th in the world and 12^th in Save Our Planet for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 458.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.