The Armed Republic of Three Fairies is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-working, democratic population of 398 million Three Fairiesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Human Village. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Three Fairiesian economy, worth 42.8 trillion Magics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 107,460 Magics, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Edutainment video games are taking Three Fairies's students to the next level, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs, public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Three Fairies's national animal is the Treehouses, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Three Fairies is ranked 268,303^rd in the world and 2,149^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 637.38 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.