The Kingdom of The Walachia is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 120 million Walachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Walachian economy, worth 3.76 trillion Lei a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,295 Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, tourists visit The Walachia to mass-moon Walachian politicians, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Walachia's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Walachia is ranked 99,926^th in the world and 845^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.