Population | 533 million |
Capital | Velvetshire |
Currency | Cool Peso |
Animal | Eagle |
The Democratic Republic of NameIsCoole is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 533 million Cooleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velvetshire. The average income tax rate is 22.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong NameIsCoolean economy, worth 31.2 trillion Cool Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,522 Cool Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, home renovation projects take decades to complete, cops in Velvetshire spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NameIsCoole's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
NameIsCoole is ranked 76,774th in the world and 692nd in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NameIsCoole was endorsed by The Federation of Eudemokratia.
- : NameIsCoole was endorsed by The Kingdom of Wombelland.
- : Following new legislation in NameIsCoole, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
- : NameIsCoole was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in NameIsCoole, cops in Velvetshire spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row.
- : Following new legislation in NameIsCoole, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
- : Following new legislation in NameIsCoole, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in NameIsCoole, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
- : NameIsCoole endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Regnum Italiae.
- : NameIsCoole's influence in Europe rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 51 » Elisabethshagen, Istastioner, Kronverg, Northern German Federation, Walfo, Invernessia, UGBK, Meropis, Balcem, The Champions League, Thracia and Crimea, Armbruster, Elestansa, Agausia, Raghallaigh, Rary, Woodlands, Skalliad, St Scarlett, Mally Piznoopia, Ortigia, New Eestiball, Irminsulia, Reiserland, Great Clucky, Thracia Republic, Kkorea, Trixeland, Faack, New Vardarland, Iceagea, Robbonia, Greater Bahland, North of Americas, Cot Deviet, Saint Von Artemis, Saarenmaa, Bastile, Yahlia, Slavatania, Calicov, Kebabian States, Kalebo, Dark Matter, Western Balkania, Gliesetonia, Liberepublia, Imperium Anglorum, Basque Dominion, Regnum Italiae, and 1 other.Wombelland.