The Constitutional Monarchy of Thoust Valighteddeland is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.881 billion Thoust Valighteddelandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The Thoust Valighteddelandian economy, worth 252 trillion pistons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 65,182 pistons, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Thoust Valighteddelandians any less frightened, and Thoust Valighteddelandians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Thoust Valighteddeland's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Thoust Valighteddeland is ranked 158,853^rd in the world and 4^th in lonley corner for Largest Populations, with 3.88 billion capita.