The Republic of Thorn7 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its fear of technology, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.529 billion Thorn7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Thorn7ian economy, worth 986 trillion Idks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 151,117 Idks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 797,301 per year while the poor average 15,237, a ratio of 52.3 to 1.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the government has returned all business to private ownership, glamping Thorn7ians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorn7's national animal is the Idk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thorn7 is ranked 23,033^rd in the world and 275^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 90.26 kickbacks per hour.