Population | 4.629 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | falcon |
The Republic of Thorn2012 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.629 billion Thorn2012ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Thorn2012ian economy, worth 525 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,503 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,630 per year while the poor average 29,050, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.
Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and the might of the entire Thorn2012ian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorn2012's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Thorn2012 is ranked 243,873rd in the world and 8,324th in Suspicious for Most Primitive, scoring -134.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thorn2012 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Thorn2012's influence in Suspicious rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Thorn2012's influence in Suspicious rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Thorn2012, the might of the entire Thorn2012ian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn2012, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn2012, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn2012, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn2012, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn2012, the first sword of Thorn2012 does not run.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn2012, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Thorn2012.