The Jasne Światło of Thori is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gotte Thorik with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, devout population of 22.24 billion Thorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare and Defense are also considered important, while Administration and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tarezius. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Thorian economy, worth 312 trillion Speroks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 14,070 Speroks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Thori's national animal is the Cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Paganism.

Thori is ranked 135,920^th in the world and 13^th in Sumerian Coalition for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.9 kickbacks per hour.