The Free Land of Thonkstan is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by ニク with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.196 billion Thonkstanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wejherowo. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thonkstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,347 trillion monets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 102,121 monets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and Thonkstan's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Thonkstan's national animal is the karkian, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tomboy Supremacy.

Thonkstan is ranked 139,319^th in the world and 3^rd in The Bokoen Federation for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,062.17 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.