The Federal Socialist Republic of Thomia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 8.372 billion Thomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Thomas. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thomian economy, worth 902 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 107,773 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Thomia, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thomia's national animal is the cerberus-orthrus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Thomia is ranked 7,837^th in the world and 1^st in Vietnamia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 69.99 on the Kitten Softness Rating.