The Free Land of Third internationale is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 4.354 billion Third internationaleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Third internationalean economy, worth 182 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,993 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud, an exhibition on Kitsune memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, Jennifer Government is banned, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Third internationale's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Third internationale is ranked 221,064^th in the world and 6^th in red world for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.17 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.