The Invincible Monarchy of Thiothard is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wolfenback with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.419 billion Thiotharis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richtergate. The average income tax rate is 58.2%.

The all-consuming Thiothari economy, worth 399 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,705 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, insurers refuse to offer service to anyone within a mile of the coast, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, and everyone apparently sends Emperor Wolfenback hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Thiothard's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Haqq.

Thiothard is ranked 283,239^th in the world and 6^th in Tradeborough Straits for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.07 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.