The Colony of THGE33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.285 billion THGE33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 12.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient THGE33ian economy, worth 558 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,066 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. THGE33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

THGE33 is ranked 246,544^th in the world and 1^st in The Holy German Empire for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring zero on the Gilded Widget Scale.