The Royal Republic of Thespinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Tirio III with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.596 billion Thespinians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calahbehred. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Thespinian economy, worth a remarkable 7,933 trillion Thespins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 243,401 Thespins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands. Crime is totally unknown. Thespinia's national animal is the Thespian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is athiesm.

Thespinia is ranked 295,747^th in the world and 15,897^th in Osiris for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,340.01 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.