The Republic of Theseus of Athens is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning unicorn population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.553 billion Theseus of Athensians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.6%.

The Theseus of Athensian economy, worth 399 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 52,900 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent. Theseus of Athens's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Theseus of Athens is ranked 94,388^th in the world and 9^th in The Labyrinth for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,166.83 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.