The Dictatorship of TheMMath is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Commander of power Matthew with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.406 billion TheMMathians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of mmath Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient TheMMathian economy, worth 917 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 169,664 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 632,931 per year while the poor average 31,888, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

All children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, The Commander of power Matthew often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and the face of The Commander of power Matthew is a permanent feature of the mmath Capital skyline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheMMath's national animal is the droms, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The power of Matthew.

TheMMath is ranked 36,689^th in the world and 6^th in Byzantion for Most Beautiful Environments, with 771.38 pounds of wildlife per square mile.