The United States of TheGoat99 is a large, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 192 million TheGoat99ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The strong TheGoat99ian economy, worth 12.0 trillion Moneys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,644 Moneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheGoat99's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

TheGoat99 is ranked 248,731^st in the world and 13^th in FIFA Lands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 168.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.