The United Kingdom of Theavace is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.261 billion Theavaceans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Theavacean economy, worth 165 trillion stars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 130,868 stars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, a long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus, and adjacent suburbs build competing earthworks to force the other neighbourhood to flood first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theavace's national animal is the automaton, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Theavace is ranked 6,791^st in the world and 8^th in Bozarkia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 107,181.55 Standard Monetary Units.