The High Red Lantern of The Wyatt Compound is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bray Wyatt with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.606 billion Fireflies love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Firefly Fun House. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fiendish economy, worth a remarkable 5,216 trillion Abigails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,055 Abigails, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solid-gold toilets are Fiendish prisons' least expensive furnishings, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers, government election advice reads like a restaurant menu, and leisure is a crime in ski towns. Crime is totally unknown. The Wyatt Compound's national animal is the Buzzard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Wyatt Compound is ranked 2,166^th in the world and 10^th in Yggdrasil for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,797.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.