The Nomadic Peoples of The Wursthaus is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.102 billion Wursthausians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cambridge. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wursthausian economy, worth a remarkable 1,913 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,134 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-dollar mansions, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, and planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Wursthaus's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Wursthaus is ranked 3,467^th in the world and 4^th in Ghosts of Harvard Square for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 94.18 on the Kitten Softness Rating.