The Worm Squad of The Worm House is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Lego Eda with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory vegetarianism, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.871 billion Worm Houseans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wormsborough. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Worm Housean economy, worth 931 trillion snails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,042 snails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, and contestants on The Worm House's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worm House's national animal is the Worm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

The Worm House is ranked 140,550^th in the world and 2^nd in New Chesapeake for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,038.39 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.