The Disputed Territories of The Wii is a massive, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning Shovelware Title population. The compassionate, devout population of 2.352 billion Wiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Wiian economy, worth 83.3 trillion Wii Shop Points a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,436 Wii Shop Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Wii's national animal is the Shovelware Title, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Wii is ranked 280,061^st in the world and 28^th in Retrocomputers for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.