Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,730thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,329th
The Frozen Heart of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Deep Magic Will Be Appeased
Jadis
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The White Witch

Population12.795 billion

CapitalThe White Castle
LeaderJadis

Currencycoin
AnimalPolar Bear

The Frozen Heart of The White Witch is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Jadis with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, fear of technology, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.795 billion Charns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The White Castle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Charnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,468 trillion coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 114,739 coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,340 per year while the poor average 31,523, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and critics of Jadis literally can't find their head on their shoulders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The White Witch's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The White Witch is ranked 318,362nd in the world and 72nd in Yorkshire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,730thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,329thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,668thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,897thLargest Black Market: 9,890thFattest Citizens: 11,098thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,608thMost Devout: 11,709thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,774thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,821stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,648thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,536thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,488thMost Influential: 15,716thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,204thTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,752ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,177thMost Stationary: 22,046thLargest Governments: 23,641stHighest Economic Output: 24,398thMost Efficient Economies: 25,467thLargest Mining Sector: 26,505thLargest Retail Industry: 30,773rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32,274th
Top
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The White Witch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : The White Witch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : The White Witch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : The White Witch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : The White Witch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : The White Witch lodged a message on the Yorkshire Regional Message Board.
  • : The White Witch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : The White Witch lodged a message on the Yorkshire Regional Message Board.
  • : The White Witch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : The White Witch lodged a message on the Yorkshire Regional Message Board.

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