The Rogue Nation of The West Russian Volunteer Army is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mikhail Matkovsky with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.986 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pskov. The average income tax rate is 75.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 138,135 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and tensions between the young and old have risen to record levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The West Russian Volunteer Army's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

The West Russian Volunteer Army is ranked 280,234^th in the world and 10,332^nd in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.77 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.