The Free Land of The Wallace Line is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its digital currency and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.176 billion Wallace Lineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The thriving Wallace Linean economy, worth 516 trillion Guineas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 83,594 Guineas, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, bar brawls are an hourly occurrence, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named The Wallace Line's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Wallace Line's national animal is the The Lord God Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Wallace Line is ranked 198,610^th in the world and 9^th in Save Our Planet for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 901.04 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.