The Imperialism of The US is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.274 billion USians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The US City. The average income tax rate is 11.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient USian economy, worth a remarkable 5,008 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,154 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, and the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The US's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The US is ranked 330,530^th in the world and 2^nd in Jupiter for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -14.83 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.