The GD Corp Property of The Universal Land of Potato is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.855 billion Potatoites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reach City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Potatoite economy, worth a remarkable 3,083 trillion Potatoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 284,047 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season, and you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Universal Land of Potato's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Potatoism.

The Universal Land of Potato is ranked 330,495^th in the world and 3^rd in Polandball for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -30.17 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.