The GD Corp Property of The Universal Land of Potato is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.98 billion Potatoites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reach City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Potatoite economy, worth a remarkable 3,136 trillion Potatoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 285,648 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and life is somewhat repetitive. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Universal Land of Potato's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Potatoism.

The Universal Land of Potato is ranked 569^th in the world and 1^st in Polandball for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 107 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.