The Democracy of The United Cristobal Emirates is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jorge Born with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.364 billion United Cristobal Emirateians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedomnia. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse a United Cristobal Emirateian economy, worth 976 trillion Setariems a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,977 Setariems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The a United Cristobal Emirateian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", and attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Cristobal Emirates's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The United Cristobal Emirates is ranked 16,396^th in the world and 1^st in Sumerian Coalition for Safest, scoring 115.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.