
| Population | 21.217 billion |
| Capital | Earth |
| Leader | Chris Roberts |
| Faith | Erin Worship |
| Currency | united earth credit |
| Animal | lion |
The Federation of The UEE is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Chris Roberts with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.217 billion United Empire of Earth citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Earth. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient UEEian economy, worth a remarkable 3,995 trillion united earth credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 188,323 united earth credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV', the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, the new intercity submarine SSN Lion Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers, and oracles predict landslide victories for Chris Roberts for the next 50 years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The UEE's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Erin Worship.
The UEE is ranked 260,741st in the world and 4th in Monbalaur for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 26,176.95 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The UEE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
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The UEE, oracles predict landslide victories for Chris Roberts for the next 50 years.
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The UEE, the new intercity submarine SSN Lion Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers.
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The UEE, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
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The UEE, ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV'.
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The UEE was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
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The UEE, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
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The UEE, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
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The UEE, students cut up leftover united earth credits during Arts and Crafts.
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The UEE, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are.

































