The PʀopҺɛтs of The Twelve Tribes is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by ⲀЬгⲀҺⲀⲙ with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, anti-smoking policies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 19.698 billion Israelites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Israeli economy, worth a remarkable 2,924 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 148,464 Shekels, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 880,521 per year while the poor average 11,522, a ratio of 76.4 to 1.

The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Zombie Research Institute, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Twelve Tribes's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

The Twelve Tribes is ranked 164,988^th in the world and 14^th in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 567.98 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.