Population | 169 million |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Heroin Addict |
The Community of The Terrible City of Detroit is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, fear of technology, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 169 million Heroin addicts are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Detroitian economy, worth 5.43 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,133 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Detroitian democracy, and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Terrible City of Detroit's national animal is the Heroin Addict, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Terrible City of Detroit is ranked 102,197th in the world and 1st in The Great lakes region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.59 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Terrible City of Detroit, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Following new legislation in The Terrible City of Detroit, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Detroitian democracy.
- : Following new legislation in The Terrible City of Detroit, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in The Terrible City of Detroit, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
- : The Terrible City of Detroit was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in The Terrible City of Detroit, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
- : Following new legislation in The Terrible City of Detroit, father-son fishing trips have been banned.
- : Following new legislation in The Terrible City of Detroit, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in The Terrible City of Detroit, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
- : The Terrible City of Detroit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and Most Ignorant Citizens.