The Allied States of The Surviving Canadian Resistance is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by REDACTED Kirby with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.688 billion Canadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Resistance City. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 903 trillion SCR Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,790 SCR Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lending money has become a major liability, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, families burn REDACTED Kirby's latest official photograph to keep warm, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Surviving Canadian Resistance's national animal is the Siberian Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Surviving Canadian Resistance is ranked 280,751^st in the world and 1^st in Sector Eight of the Homeworld for Most Primitive, scoring -345.09 on the Scary Big Number Scale.