Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,653rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,611thMost Efficient Economies: 3,584th
The No It Is Not of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Everyone expects the Varanian Inquisition
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sun Is On Fire

Population12.942 billion

CurrencyObject Permanence
AnimalQuestion Mark

The No It Is Not of The Sun Is On Fire is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.942 billion Sun Is On Fireans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sun Is On Firean economy, worth a remarkable 2,583 trillion Object Permanences a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,659 Object Permanences, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Sun Is On Firean beaches, kindhearted Sun Is On Fireans generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, and nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sun Is On Fire's national animal is the Question Mark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Sun Is On Fire is ranked 298,589th in the world and 2,471st in Eye for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.77 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,653rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,611thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,584thLowest Crime Rates: 4,940thLargest Governments: 5,057thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,397thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,077thLargest Mining Sector: 7,452ndNudest: 7,557thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,648thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,250thLargest Black Market: 8,439thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,830thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,716thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,837thMost Devout: 10,549thHighest Average Incomes: 11,189thHighest Economic Output: 11,691stMost Authoritarian: 11,938thMost Patriotic: 12,057thLargest Retail Industry: 12,775thMost Inclusive: 13,169thHealthiest Citizens: 13,377thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,134thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 17,372ndHighest Food Quality: 17,384thMost Cultured: 17,911thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,219thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,115thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,431st
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Healthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Accessible: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Extreme: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 26th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 84th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 106th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 129th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 153rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 157th in the regionMost Patriotic: 167th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 178th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 226th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 232nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Sun Is On Fire, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sun Is On Fire, kindhearted Sun Is On Fireans generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sun Is On Fire, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Sun Is On Firean beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sun Is On Fire, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sun Is On Fire, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sun Is On Fire, the The Sun Is On Fire City Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sun Is On Fire, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sun Is On Fire, tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sun Is On Fire, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sun Is On Fire, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.

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