The No It Is Not of The Sun Is On Fire is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.942 billion Sun Is On Fireans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Sun Is On Firean economy, worth a remarkable 2,583 trillion Object Permanences a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,659 Object Permanences, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Sun Is On Firean beaches, kindhearted Sun Is On Fireans generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, and nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sun Is On Fire's national animal is the Question Mark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The Sun Is On Fire is ranked 298,589th in the world and 2,471st in Eye for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.77 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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The Sun Is On Fire, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
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The Sun Is On Fire, kindhearted Sun Is On Fireans generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries.
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The Sun Is On Fire, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Sun Is On Firean beaches.
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The Sun Is On Fire, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
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The Sun Is On Fire, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
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The Sun Is On Fire, the The Sun Is On Fire City Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section.
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The Sun Is On Fire, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
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The Sun Is On Fire, tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling.
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The Sun Is On Fire, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
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The Sun Is On Fire, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.






















































