Population | 21.882 billion |
Capital | Pigtopia |
Leader | Mr Branderfloxsetsermanx |
Currency | Galactic Credit |
Animal | Sea pig |
The United Republic of The Sea Pig is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mr Branderfloxsetsermanx with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 21.882 billion Sea Pigers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pigtopia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient A Sea Piger economy, worth a remarkable 4,960 trillion Galactic Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 226,673 Galactic Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mr Branderfloxsetsermanx's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sea Pig's national animal is the Sea pig, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
The Sea Pig is ranked 5,752nd in the world and 3rd in Camerania for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 11,587.49 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Sea Pig was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Developed and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output.
- : The Sea Pig was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Sea Pig was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : The Sea Pig was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : The Sea Pig was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Bright Community of Wannaheim, killing 11 million zombies.
- : The Sea Pig was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Bright Community of Wannaheim, killing 11 million zombies.
- : The Sea Pig was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Bright Community of Wannaheim, killing 16 million zombies.
- : The Sea Pig was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Bright Community of Wannaheim, killing 14 million zombies.
- : The Sea Pig was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Bright Community of Wannaheim, killing 7 million zombies.
- : The Sea Pig was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Bright Community of Wannaheim, killing 7 million zombies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.