Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 50thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 109thLargest Gambling Industry: 166th
The Glorious Empire of
Capitalizt
For God, Emperor, and Empire.
Influence
Handshaker
Gothic Lord
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Scandinvans

Population38.677 billion

CapitalValdra

CurrencyDarvian
AnimalArtic Wolf

The Glorious Empire of The Scandinvans is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 38.677 billion Scandinvans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valdra. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Scandinvansian economy, worth an astonishing 15,571 trillion Darvians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 402,607 Darvians, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,755,111 per year while the poor average 3,824, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', and Scandinvansian actors literally work from cradle to grave. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Scandinvans's national animal is the Artic Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Scandinvans is ranked 6,899th in the world and 12th in Gholgoth for Smartest Citizens, with 110.46 quips per hour.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 50thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 109thLargest Gambling Industry: 166thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 176thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 196thHighest Economic Output: 206thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 252ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 257thFattest Citizens: 324thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 388thLargest Mining Sector: 438thLargest Agricultural Sector: 441stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 509thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 584thMost Armed: 585thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 586thMost Avoided: 725thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 785thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 835thRudest Citizens: 852ndHighest Average Incomes: 928thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 933rdLargest Insurance Industry: 956thLargest Populations: 963rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,079thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,303rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,455thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,562ndMost Pro-Market: 1,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,880thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,908thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,790thLargest Retail Industry: 3,424thMost Devout: 3,914thSmartest Citizens: 6,899thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,067thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,426thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,914thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,214thLargest Black Market: 12,998thTop
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Most Influential: 14,554thLargest Governments: 16,317thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,524thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,876thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,567th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Scandinvans's influence in Gholgoth fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : The Scandinvans's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : The Scandinvans's influence in Gholgoth fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : The Scandinvans's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : The Scandinvans's influence in Gholgoth fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : The Scandinvans's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : The Scandinvans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : The Scandinvans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Havensky was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Scandinvans, killing 4 million zombies.
  • : Havensky was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Scandinvans, killing 9 million zombies.

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