Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 60thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 99thLargest Gambling Industry: 168th
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The Scandinvans

Population34.857 billion


AnimalArtic Wolf

The Glorious Empire of The Scandinvans is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 34.857 billion Scandinvans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valdra. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Scandinvansian economy, worth an astonishing 14,032 trillion Darvians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 402,568 Darvians, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,754,747 per year while the poor average 3,823, a ratio of 982 to 1.

The national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Scandinvans's national animal is the Artic Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Scandinvans is ranked 209,871st in the world and 31st in Gholgoth for Highest Poor Incomes, with 3,823.69 Standard Monetary Units.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 60thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 99thLargest Gambling Industry: 168thHighest Economic Output: 200thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 202ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 206thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 227thHighest Disposable Incomes: 244thFattest Citizens: 302ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 334thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 334thLargest Mining Sector: 382ndMost Avoided: 415thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 479thMost Armed: 480thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 501stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 535thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 599thRudest Citizens: 675thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 684thHighest Average Incomes: 733rdHighest Crime Rates: 932ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 954thLargest Populations: 1,007thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,037thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,313thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,437thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,457thMost Efficient Economies: 1,457thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,501stMost Pro-Market: 2,015thTop
Most Cultured: 2,595thLargest Retail Industry: 2,649thMost Devout: 3,472ndSmartest Citizens: 6,230thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,540thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,296thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,735thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,801stLargest Black Market: 10,181stTop
Most Influential: 12,305thLargest Governments: 14,637thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,266thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,865thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,180th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Scandinvans was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : The Scandinvans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : The Scandinvans was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : The Scandinvans was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : The Scandinvans was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : The Scandinvans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : The Scandinvans was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : The Scandinvans's influence in Gholgoth fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : The Scandinvans altered its national flag.
  • : The Scandinvans's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".


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