The Teletubby Republic of The SB is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by 小波 with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 1.929 billion teletubbies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of teletuubyland. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient teletubby economy, worth 248 trillion TubbyBucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,915 TubbyBucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The SB's national animal is the rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is random religion.

The SB is ranked 30,420^th in the world and 2^nd in China Home for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.12 law-abiding acts per hour.