The Confederate chiefdom of The Samifjod is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.774 billion Samifjod are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ᅟᅟᅟᅟ ᅟ. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Samifjod economy, worth 61.2 trillion ᅟᅟᅟᅟ ᅟs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,480 ᅟᅟᅟᅟ ᅟs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and a major religion has been named as The Samifjod's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Samifjod's national animal is the Elafia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Samifjod is ranked 212,720^th in the world and 7^th in The Confederate Chiefdom of Sami for Largest Populations, with 1.77 billion capita.