The Sidekick of The Robin is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 20.201 billion Robinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gotham. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Robinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion Caves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,100 Caves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's image rights are the strictest in the world, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, voting is compulsory, and confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Robin's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

The Robin is ranked 327,482^nd in the world and 5,231^st in eta for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -10.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.