The District of The Republic of Slovakia is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning bovina population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.169 billion Republic of Slovakians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The thriving Republic of Slovakian economy, worth 630 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 68,771 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,895 per year while the poor average 15,396, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, military spending recently hit a new high, and The Republic of Slovakia has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The Republic of Slovakia's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Republic of Slovakia is ranked 87,478^th in the world and 1^st in the Republic of Slovakia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,662.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.